Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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shauns beautiful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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butt sex

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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