- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

No, what you are saying, is that you have lost hope, one of the fundamental rules in creating such a society, is becoming the kind of person, in our case a man that has a notion of free will, the willpower to follow his own vision, the kind of man with a ideology so strong that it defies the rules imposed upon us by society. Then, you do neither go around breaking said rules, nor as you do, seek out people. No, if your ideology is better, stronger and greater than what society has imposed upon us since birth, then those we consider the strong, will seek people like us. You know the basics, humans as a whole are "monkey see monkey do", but for me at least, people of true value, do not follow others, but their own belief, values concepts of life and whatnot, this is the reason I from time to time come here and "Humiliate myself", people hate my guts, I know it, acknowledge it, until it fazes me no more, then every so often a few people like it. And there you got the core of what you are conveying, individuality based on self respect and respect for others, those people that sought people like me, had this value down at heart. Again that is not something you can teach others, how to think for themselves, no. You know how it is, we live in a society where people that love themselves and respect their own work are looked down upon by others, until many decide it is not worth the effort. And if that is what society has created, then you going around promising others a better lifestyle trough following their "heart", is just going to either have them abuse you, or worse, worship you. If you succeed at having people see you as a goddamn God, then it only takes a fucking generation, your fucking lifetime, before someone takes over, starts passing on drugs or alcohol, and claiming you where a God, and then you wasted your whole life into conveying something greater, but ended up creating what people like us hate, a religion indoctrination that destroys the human part that is able to think for itself and respect its own decisions. The problem with free will, is that you can also freely surrender it, and when the so called "greatest nation on the world" are war "in the name of God" against Satan, while the other is fighting for Allah, against, SHATAM... Then it should not take much more than a monkey to figure out humanity is simply fighting one another, in this case probably over a fucking translation error. And if this is what the world most powerful nation can offer, while their elitism assures that politicians live as kings, while the people suffer, all while "Gods nation" cannot even win a war over what is considered "camels and stones" Then you should know that there is still much hope, that people such as us can start even the smallest spark, of a better society, and that people will seek us out. But our kind cannot be made, only unmade, it is easy to surrender one`s personal values and become someone else. And when you claim to be me, and spread your weird values on a fucking anti-joke side on the worlds most broken site, then what is really left of you? And if you cannot stand against the tide, then what different is what you convey, that to what the mainstream media, politicians and religion spread? Moral: Get ready for a load of thumbs downs, people most have surrendered their values and free will, its hard to stand against the tide, but as long as people such as I and hopefully you stand strong, even if in seclusion, then we only need to ignite the spark in our equals in order to succeed, and we might be few, but together and as individuals strong, we can never truly be defeated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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