Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

A black guy gets a job...

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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