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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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