Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Black People.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A black guy gets a job...

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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