Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A homosexual walks into a church

What's funnier than poop? More poop

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

baby seal walks into a club

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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