- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

to get to the other side.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

My Nan, that is all.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Flop dog

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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