Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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nba live 13

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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The WNBA

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Yes!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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