- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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