A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Society.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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