What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Paige

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Anti Joke

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