What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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