What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Hey Shea

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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hi

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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