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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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