- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Worst joke ever

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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