How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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