What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Hi Jacob You cool

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Black People.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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