- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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