- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Nice weather we're having.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

don't look behind you

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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