Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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zebras

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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