- Anti Joke

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come In.......

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn