What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Homework.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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