- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Your Mom.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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