- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Woman's rights.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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