What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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