- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's clear and wet? water

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

who smells? •Liam

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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