Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A snake walks into a bar

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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who farted your mother

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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