A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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