Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

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