Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Are you a human?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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#scabbers

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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