- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Your Mom.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

whats 2+2? 4

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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