If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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cory is gay

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

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