WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Communism

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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