brett is a dick

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Good.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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