What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What is a question?

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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