A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I'm Jewish

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Rebecca Black

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Your mother is a man.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Steve Jobs.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

PUDDING

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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