- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I only like NY as a friend.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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