whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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I'm Jewish

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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( o Y o )

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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