- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

My Girlfriend

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

im a selling a car

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Dozer has a soul

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Benevolent villain.

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