- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

do you know what's so funny? yup

A woman gets in her car to drive.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

I cant think of one (._. )

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An asian walks out of math class

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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