How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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nice shorts.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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