How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Herman Cain

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

your momma's an antijoke

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Tennesse

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Obama-Care

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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