What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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no rasist joks

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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