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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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