What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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okay so theres this guy.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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