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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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