A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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swag

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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