- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

There's my tractor.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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