A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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