- Anti Joke

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo